Whose president went to Brazil, and was told
That all the Brazilians went near and went far
Using alcohol rather than gas, in their cars.
He came home and shouted as if quite insane,
“We'll plant our country with good sugar cane!
We'll plant it in fields, and we'll plant it in sand,
And we'll build large containers all over the land!
Then we'll sprinkle some yeast, a ton, maybe, two,
And watch from the vessels escape CO2.
And then we'll be happy, and rich, and relaxed,
And even forego our folks' income tax!”
But then he forgot to keep air out of his vats,
And ended up paying quite dearly for that:
Instead of sweet rum he got vinegar foul
It broke his old heart and it poisoned his soul.
His citizens called him “Old Vinegar Jerk”
And then it all ended when he went berserk...