All manner of disasters loom -
The sun will cool, the sea will warm,
We'll suffer draughts and floods and storms,
A meteor will strike our earth,
Deprive us of our home and hearth,
And do away with life we cherish:
Like once the dinosaurs, we'll perish...
But before these disasters dire
Take place, and we all expire,
And as we know it, life is gone,
I better mow the messy lawn!...