And was labeled “Do Not Use.”
Living proof of the old adage:
“If it tastes good, it does damage...”
But now a study scientific
Found dark chocolate is terrific!
For in humans, mice, and snails,
It causes memory not to fail,
And grows dendrites in the brain
To help memory retain.
It is hailed a great sensation,
It even helps circulation!
(For Alzheimer's, no good it does,
It's just for “normal memory loss.)
So, if you wish to be nice
To your snails and to your mice,
Feed them chocolate, and the bliss is,
They'll remember where the cheese is...